Girl, if your left leg was halloween and your right leg was Christmas, I'd like to go between the holidays.

If you're an apple, I'll let you from the sides and the bottom. That does that thing over the week, that's how much talk you hear them speak. It's only Monday

I got a pink up mine. Me and you in a bed at 3 p.m. Central. I want to see you there.

Fuck up pick up lines Knigge come up I'm a big ass up and fuck you doggy style

The theme sure comes in handy for that. Whippa-dippa-pah! But wait, there's more! Thanks to all natural microfibers, the theme is super absorbent! It also works as that.

Rrrr.

Nah, cause like, are you Thanksgiving and Christmas? Cause I'm trying to come in between holidays. Ha ha ha.

Bro that shit was too funny like I want Rosen Pick up truck is crazy

I wish you were in my pants right now, cause then I could play with you all I want, forever.

I must be a bunny, cause I'm about to hop in your hole, bitch. EHH