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Alright y'all, let me know what's your best raise. I'm trying to get some ideas, you know. Everyone not talk to the girls. What's your best route?
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Do you work at Subway cause you can turn my six shinch to a foot-long baby girl
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yeah bro that shows kind of smooth I'm gonna have to use that shit
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How about a kiss for l-
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I will take you to the movies girl but they don't allow snacks there.
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I'm not to use that shit when I hit up a female.
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Here's a little bit of a cringe he won't but you can be like it's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out
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Yeah, I heard about that one before, but I think if you do it right, it'll work, you know. If you say it with the right tone and shit, it'll break the ice. She'll be like, oh, you're silly. That shit definitely works.
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Did you break the ice not bro dude say that to a fat bitch and then be like sorry I just said that to break the ice but I didn't even need it because when you stand on as your break that shit to him Or you could just color hot or some shit
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Honestly, I would just tell them, you're pretty fucking hot. You're like a fucking mad myth. A big ass fat hairy mad myth. I can feel your fucking body hate from here. That shit's hot. away from me.
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Hi so I'm playing this game with my friends next week at an amusement park called point-and-shoot where are you pretty much is point at somebody and then you have to go and bag them so you should give me some pick up lines because they'll come in handy next week
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Alright, but I'm high as fuck so not all of them might be good. So go up to a girl and stare at her. Make sure she stares back at you. And wait like 3-5 seconds. then say, so how long are we going to do this long distance thing?
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The other thing you can do is walk up to her and be like, do you believe in love at first sight? And if she says no, turn around, walk away, and then walk back up to her and say, what about now?
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Bro imagine that you walked up to girl and you're like hey can I take a Snapchat photo of the right and then if she says yeah you take the photo and then you say I am gonna tag you what's what's your Snapchat and then you get it
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I literally just thought about that on the spot but it's so fucking smart
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Another thing you can do is go up to a girl and tell her to pinch you and when she does you'll be like oh thank god I thought it was streaming so you are real and then you say So what's your name?
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I've done something similar to that. I've got them two girls on set. Oh, I'm trying to make my ex jealous Sorry, I'm talking to this girl and I want her to get jealous. Can you help me out? And then when they say yeah, we take a selfie together and I tell them alright I might tag you what's your snub and I get it every time
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I am babe are you got milk on your mustache I'll lick it straight off
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I guess all you gotta do is like grab her by the head and skull fuck her.
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I guess that works too.
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Fuck what I sell ain't n***a my best friend is gay as fuck!
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I mean, are you Jimmy John's? Cause I can do you freaking fast. Wuhu!
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Not gonna lie, that shit was kind of smooth and funny. I like it.
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I just go like, let me ask.
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