I stepped on glass, that sure was painful as fuck.

When I was like five or something, uh, I apparently pissed on my brother. That's what my mom told me. I'll do it again.

I swallowed a coin because I found some cones on the bus over and so I swallowed a coin and then when my mom found out she just immediately like grabbed my legs and started like trying to get the coin out and just started like

mmm yours y'all's not worse than mine I got raped it and I slept it on glass too for running away I had to bust the door open because it had like one of them glass dinkies on it.

When I was little I used to build things out of wooden orange crates my mom would give me I'm tight like five years old and the dumbest thing I ever did was use only one nail on the side of the reinforcement because like as the straw