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I stepped on glass, that sure was painful as fuck.
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I ruptured my eardrum with an earring and I had to go to the hospital
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You know when you run up walls and you or like you see people run the walls and then they do a flip I try to do that and I fell on my head
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Why are you trying to attempt it? You were gonna fail it.
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It looks so easy like when you watch those videos they just run up and they do it. It looks so easy, I thought I really thought I could do it.
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Was it worth it?
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Oh cause I hit my head and then I just laid on the ground till my mom found me and I'm scared ever do it again I mean not like oh I don't know why I would do it again but like if I'm scared to ever try again
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Yeah, try it actually, just try it out and see what happens.
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No I'm good I'm not going to but I'm if you want to go ahead and drive for me go right ahead
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I may be young, I may be stupid, but I'm still gonna attempt it tomorrow morning.
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Let me know after you smash your head on the ground cause that's what's gonna happen
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If I make it
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You won't make it. You'll die.
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I was really run up my brother so I took off my pants on my diaper and let me tell you right now I was like 5 or 4 but anyways I took off my pants on my diaper and pooped right in front of his door and he stepped in it.
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Me and my brothers really thought we was WWE superstars and we're fucking UFC fighters, but no. I broke about like five bones trying to be Jeff Hardy. And my brother broke too trying to be fucking broccoli is there like bitch
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I will see you like in the 90s doing dumb shit like taking ride from strangers yeah we didn't really dumb shit when we were kids
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Now these are days you gotta be careful of.
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I grabbed my teacher's tits. Yep.
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Alright, but who the fuck told you to step on glass, my *****?
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Motherfucker, that ain't none. I used to eat pennies. I used to thought glass tables were trampolines.
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I was on a sled one time during like a snowstorm. I was tied to a golf cart and they were driving and They slung me into a bird pole and I broke my teeth but I got them fixed of course but...
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Dumbest the dumbest thing I did as a little kid was think that milk came from regular class a cows chocolate milk come from brown cows and that strawberry milk came from a magical pink cow and some other land
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For reals, I thought that too.
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