What would you do if a crackhead challenge to do a sword fight at 3 AM outside the fucking 7-Eleven and he didn't have a sword and he said you have to find your own weapon in the next 10 seconds or he's killing you what would you do

Nah, bro, I just hand him $20 and say, go have fun. Like, what's the point of even messing with them?

I do have a sword, and I'm winning.

Honestly, you know, I would just crop dust that bitch.

Substitution *********, but wait, 10 seconds on the clock. Nigh-cow, some brass knuckles, and a three-foot long pole. I don't know, we're gonna get it.

Honestly probably just pull up my gun and say fuck you

Hey I'm going after so going to do

I would have took his sword, watch out, I'll talk him out.

Well, what type of sword fire are we talking about?

I feel like you're saying this from experience. I know it kinda sounds crazy cause like how the fuck would he say that from experience but just trust me, I can tell. Bitch, I'll be running away.

Okay bro, you know, I'm fast as fuck in it. So I'm either running or I'm catching the M-Charge. Obviously if I'm in America, it's self-defense. So they shouldn't say anything, they shouldn't put me to prison.