What would you do if a crackhead challenge to do a sword fight at 3 AM outside the fucking 7-Eleven and he didn't have a sword and he said you have to find your own weapon in the next 10 seconds or he's killing you what would you do

What you gonna do is you gonna go get some gas right you gonna pay for it you gonna show the gasoline thing down his throat it and then put it up his ass too and then next you gonna sit your match light them up so it's asked on fire

I can throw a crack at him or something. I don't know.

Uh, still someone's keys, get in their car, and then run over him, and then, yeah, because, like, Boo, I about to try to die. I'll hear it all. But yeah.

imma be so honest go inside your local 7-11 and grab a fucking broom and shove that shit up his ass and grab his swordologic

Dude, I'm pulling out my little pecker and I'm saying I'm using this bitch as a a sword.

Oh my God bro on God I'm a be honest I'm gonna I'm gonna pull out imaginary sort of my pants with jeans for regarding love yo COS with this invisible Sorcha laggy right

Oh no who are you going on with the people that's talking to what is going on but I think he will try to use your dick just hit them with Mayor de Scray dig long Sloan death

I'm in the Bronx so I witness much crazier shit.

There's no way in hell I'm going to be able to find a store in 10 seconds and if I'm going to be fighting a crackhead I might as will just kill myself because like there's no way I'm gonna be a crackhead

If he got crack on him I'm grabbing his shit and running out I am gone he never gonna see me again I'm moving the fuck but I got his crack so why do it matter