I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

I was like 13 my mom would left the house and I was cooking a pizza cuz I was real hungry She said just make yourself dinner So I made myself a pizza and then she came home and she was like won't go to store me and forgot about the pizza and I forgot about it and it burned the whole house down.

I love my pizza in the oven, that bitch break the fuck. Trying to sleep it up, need a fuck. My way, my way, or at the highway, my way. Nah, I know you done heard that song before, that's my shit.

Damn that sucks, go pray about it.

One time when I was making a pizza, I accidentally put mayonnaise instead of cheese. I'm attested to very disgusting.

One time I was cooking a pizza and I put it in the fucking oven and I literally forgot about it in a game back an hour later and it was dust, bro. That shit disintegrated.

I don't know if I have this problem.

Um, I'm kinda confused.

oh the funniest story about me and a pizza oh hey man if you haven't left the oven pizza in for too long have you really lived My oven piece is outburned is... It's on rule.

Two dogs and a shit.

Oh, you guys sit there for 30 years. How is it that black, like... Like, I haven't seen a blacker person on him than that pizza. And that shouldn't be possible.