I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

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That's not even a pizza anymore. That's just a glue and free cookie.

Knock knock Pisa Pisa Gabrick I took my liking I won't even feed my dog that

Damn, that pizza black is here. It's a black-ass pizza.

Don't be a pussy don't listen everybody just eat that shit bro medium bust down

Man what the fu-

Are you one time baked pizza Brighton Saturdays at my ass but I didn't get toilet and then fatter to my grandson Ha ha ha

Bro that's not a burn bro is Kasian

While I'm trying to fuck I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck boy a pizza look like the damn under bed you'll be the like my damn grandpa and Higurashi darkest work

I left my P said the health lab is purchase fuck