I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

I love my pizza on the bed and love my door open. My dog snuck in and he grabbed that. He grabbed a slice. Yeah, that dog is dead now. He bit my arm and died. he got shot in the forehead four times.

I'm over here stroking my dick, I got lotion on my dick when I'm just stroking my shit. I'm horny as fuck, man. I'm a freak, man.

My mom put the pizzas in the oven For the exact same amount of time only one got burnt

Bro, that is not pizza bro, that is charcoal

I am not care that happened to me too but you should definitely sell it

You literally sound traumatized. Like what?

I might even go and contribute, but I'm really gonna tell you, is that that pizza is fucking burnt. There's no saving that damn thing. toppings you could put on that shit to make you feel better.

Put me when my mom forgot me at the pizza store so they thought I was flour and they made me the blah blah pizza at Pizza Hut it was so delicious you know what I mean I mean herb

I gonna lie but you burn the fuck out there peace so mad the fuck

Will one day I will do the Rangers pizza and my mummy what is the word sing me and I will help you don't want to talk about it again stop in Chile I don't want you no money you put your diaper in there you doing