I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

I really bought pizza that's about the pizza pan I put the pan on the little top part of an oven and that's why I put my pots and pans and I left it there for three years and once I found it it was I grabbed it and it like basically fell apart to ashes

Oh it's just a bit burnt

Got no one by the safe. Takeu no shi, go!

My question in the first place is how? You left it in there for five more seconds? I want to be disintegrated.

Did the saying I did the same thing with pizza and breadsticks from Papa John in Papa Murphy's and I left it in there for like six hours almost and I thought my house is in route or 1000

Damn Knigge fucked up that pizza bro that shit blacker than me

I think you should delete your account. With peace and love.

What the heck is a mad burn?

How did you cook your pizza that long? Um, a house stone were you into. One time I fell down the stairs with pizza in my hands and I was seven years old and I cried my eyes out so hard I puked.

Yo, I don't eat pizza unless we're talking about a pizza that ass