I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

I said credit or debit to my cousin with pizza and ranch and I kind of like rubbed all the pizza and ranch then I said credit or debit and threw the pizza at a street.

I would be happy why the fuck why the fuck are you sad about burning your pizza when you literally have a brownie now you got yourself a brownie

Hum- zum-um-um-um diamond

One time when I was like seven years old, I choked on a pepperoni on my pizza. Literally killing myself. I also usually choke on air. It's kind of sad. I'm about to do my sped.

You white not black not we doing that shit only black people do that shit

There is one time I didn't order pizza from the bottom of the box because my hands are too cold put in my pocket and all of toppings in alongside

that's going to burn though you know? Happy Thain's Earth Day, Roly roll

000 what do I do

DeAndre but OK mocha Mount MLK

You should shut the fuck up bitch