I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Oh yeah so I am asleep I was walking in the pee so I'm so clumsy I sleep and a phone in a pizza what pizza real no no more I don't

Bro, I'm sorry. I just care. I had a pause I had a pause of your quitting for that pizza. It looks like it hit the Sun, bro What happened to it? How long did you keep it in there?

Time I was making some pizza in the oven and I really wanted it real bad and I had to use the bathroom and I was hoping that I could time it right when I came out the pizza was black as a turd in the toilet

Would you leave it in for three years? How'd it get like this? It looks like it keeps taking too long! Man, it's been longer than hell, long my dad's been gone!

Alright, tell me why this block is in me.

Dude, that fucking pizza is beyond burnt. That looks like fucking tar. It looks like you just... What the fuck?

My friend uses pizza as a mass reading to us up

Shut your bitch ass up Nager shut your bitch ass you need additional purpose do you know you did that shit on purpose Monica who leaves a pizza in the oven for that long I should get black as fuck and you know what you were doing

Close this water oh shit about patrol Yoshito school you should do the woods

I used to have a really scary dog and we had pizza one night and my brother was grabbing a slice and my dog bit his finger like down to the bone and we had to go to the emergency room and the dog tried to kill my dad so we had to get him put down. So the dog is dead now. It's still funny though.