I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Sucks for you bitch I'm eating up my pizza

Oh my pizza had mold on it.

Boy, you look like you left that for 10 years.

Oh I have a scar from it now but one time is Peter was like really really hot and I pulled like the little top part off like the skin and whatever I don't know the cheese off and the cheese fell on my chin and like burn it

He was laying the pipe down for a little too long you know what I'm saying currently was in a bedroom put network you don't say

shit that be happening to me every fucking time it's like, bro I swear, you look at it one time it's not done come back five minutes after, it's all burnt But yeah, low burn not too bad.

Daneo!

Oh that's a pizza there's no in the world as a pizza how about you do no more cooking anymore how about you just go buy pizza that pizza be but you're not cook pizza

Did you not smell it burning like how did you like was it not smoking up what is happening

Actually I have a way to fix that burnt pizza what do you have to do is sprinkle a little bit of cum all over that pizza in one hour it'll be fixed and ready to eat