I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

MMMMM Paige I'll give you 10 bucks if you eat that

I'm sorry, what the fuck happened to that damn pizza? It looks like it was in the middle of World War or some bullshit. like what the fuck

You wanna hear a pizza joke? Nevermind, too cheesy.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Alright, so there's a hoppin' of eating my pizza bread. Somehow it ends up in my ass, bruh. So we're struggling to pull it out. I pull it out. Next thing I know, I throw it back on the table and then my friend just starts gobbling it.

What are you burning why are you burning you are not burning wood burning roof burning what the fuck

How do you burn it that badly though?

One time me and my pizza we were like chilling whatever and he just came over and like I just started rubbing his pepper on

Well you can honestly just say that that's a fucking meteor right I fell down bro and someone's gonna buy swear

Getting you upset for wanna go down like he said you got a new frisbee and on top of that you can do it that's a fucking new plate to that's a plate you can cut your steak on the corner