I left my pizza in the oven for too long. Can someone tell me a funny, funny pizza story so I can not have negative thoughts about pizza? What?

Oh also have another one this was back in like 2015 and my older sister would like 12 and she meant to put the pizza in for 20 seconds and then she put it for 20 minutes and we almost burned down the house

There's no one going to talk about how this dude just created Obsidian.

How the fuck you burn a pizza that's fucking bad what the fuck are you Gotta do is look at the directions on how long you should put a prenup in for like do you get so distracted like jerking a shit and not

Your one day I came back to my house and I was making a pizza that I just bought from Aldie bro tell me why we're not pizza was done I was in on my countertop and I was thinking damn this is a new table I want but we can still I was in the wrong house bro

Cooking a pizza cougar the pizza damn I just met on my screen shit

Generally eat it I love the pizza it taste like so much better than I undercooked pizza let's just eat it even if it's like pitch black just eat it anyway don't waste to go to pizza

Show up for it I want to pizza on my mom's house so then I came back right at like one more rap app she just said that shit you fat fuck

Oh yeah, oh yeah, somebody about to get their ass beat. Somebody about to get a motherfucka' whooping. Because, uh, nah. You know about the way snow food, man. You getting your motherfucking ass beat.

Bro that piece of built like a holocaust Survivor

Congratulations you figured out how to make charcoal so now all you Gotta do is create an LLC start a business and keep burning more pizzas in so the charcoal you make