This Jonathan port dude come on I gave him my number once and he does not stop calling me oh shit should I answer I don't know give me advice

MegaMan this is Grammy granny here and I think you should answer his call we might be a nice young man

I entered the fucking phone because John pork already had this incident with me I had a file restraining order against him because he wouldn't stop stalking me He would not leave my fucking house when I didn't answer the phone. I declined the call He just...

Chop him up and eat him for dinner. Make some pork chops.

You should I had before and I have never liked look back then it's just he's just so welcoming his voice it is so aesthetic and sexy

What does blood want?

Ask him if he got any bacon.

Look at that.

I think you should answer.

Um, no, he sounds freaky as hell.

Never decline a coup from John Pork.