If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

Mom.

I caught a little Pawnee. There's no rules against the Pokemon Batman.

Don't let me get my hands on God of War bro. I'm best believe I'm going

Motherfucking Squirtle

The only real answer is low-punny

Purple only because he's really cute but he's also like really useless so I don't really know

Bro the Articuno is the way to go there's no other Pokémon that's better

Hola bro I'm dead myself I Charizard I do I Charizard are fucking green ninja boom only options right there or Pikachu good as those are only actions were too

No, honey, do I even gotta say anything?

Look at you of course he got them he is he always been a very legendary