All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

Spit on your hand and stroke my **** at a medium pace play with my balls and tell me how big they are honey rub your femur up and down my face sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

Honestly I think it's kind of crazy that you're on a date and you're wearing pants I mean clearly you don't date the girls that I date because I've never worn pants on a date and if I shit it's just out in the open

I would like accidentally purposely spill my drink all over myself and then be like oops got a run to the bathroom and then just like Loki not come back and then just yeah

You sound like bounce the fuck did it he's eating it

Oh

Oh, yeah, spread them cheeks wide. Oh, yeah, fuck. No! No! I'm coming out.

I'm gonna be like wow well I'm gonna go use the bathroom real quick yeah

I just shit myself I got shit I sharded everywhere and he wrote this shit on her face like a peanut butter in your booty hole

Then I'm saying anything anyway mate my music and pick me up yeah

Fresh made fudge.