All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

No, you can't get out of it, like you just knocked and you can't get out of it. At that point just leave, just leave and never talk to them again. and forget about it.

Alright, it's simple. Any drink you have, any drink you're drinking over there, spill it on your pants. spill under lap of your pants to draw attention away from the back of your pants It's flooded with shit.

I'm so my mom just said the new Star Trek movie came out so I gotta go out today bye guys

Sorry, ma'am. I just get a little nervous about around you to the point where I lose control of my heart and my battles.

Why do fuck would I shoot in my boots An auto she's cute she's fucking hot why would I

Why would I shit in my bitch

Why the fuck would I shit in my pants lol so she's the hottest girl I ever saw why would I shit my pants be fucking serious

Dude seriously nobody cares about that shit bro miss weird shit talking about shit shit your pants grow the fuck up

I mean on the first date if I did actually shit my pants I would just say hey listen don't blame me you're ugly-ass motherfucker

Hey, baby girl, I took a shit from how shitty your makeup is.