All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

aw hell no man, what the fuck man

Well if it comes to that point Just tell her Your cat died and that you have to run home for the funeral

Um, why would you shit in your pants? How would you shit your pants in the first place?

Crusty crying yeah yeah

I think I will probably like just wipe my ass in front of them you know just lemon either yeah I like I don't know like if they don't fuck with it I guess they're not the one

We all know that men don't wipe their ass anyways so what's the difference between a little bit of shit and a lot of shit Think about it

You gotta is making a excuse to go home you should your pants you gotta just go to the crib what else you gonna do sit there

I'm bout to blow

Man, did this actually happen to you because you sound like it did and I am quite concerned for you. Brother, I... I think you have a problem.

What I would say is yeah ma'am