All right, here's a riddle for you on a first date totally shit your pants. What do you say to get out of this one? Huh? Oh, no, let me know.

I don't know how to tell you but I think we got some free dessert

Hey I gotta do is go to the bathroom real quick and I'll take a little birdbath and you could go

I'm gonna say I shit my pants and you know I can either wait for if she says it's fine or I can you know look for someone better

My dad just died.

I just say oh I gotta go to the toilet Bye

I used to mail bored, I used to take shower.

Well I would say oh shit my pants I have to go

Oh not gonna lie if I shit my pants I'd be honest him and just be like dude the wildest most juiciest Hershey squirts just came out of my asshole I'm gonna go home bye

I honestly don't even think is no way to get out of your such a pants on Thursday just chalk it off it's done and over it

I'm gonna be like babes, man had the Indian earliest though so you know it's a bit of a Thank you all right now. Let me go clean up. They feel me my little