OK so I want to know what's the most out-of-pocket shit you've ever said or heard

Slowly I creep through the night, lurking amongst the shadows, watching you from the distance of your window as you lay oblivious in your bed, sleeping so sound I enter slowly, my presence undetected waiting underneath.

I made a spare key I have a seizure a possum in the back is it I don't care

Who is nothing nobody said but or something I saw it was my friend he was in the hallway at school he was messing with the rustic and shit and my other friend people and jumping from behind him and kick him in his back pushing to the flooring so crazy

So I didn't realize how messed up it was until people turned around and looked. But basically I said, dude, you shouldn't get back with her. She fucked two other ****** and then finally decided that she wanted to be with you. like they broke up just to get back together because she wanted to.

Um, when I was talking about the teacher, this girl came up to my shit and then she said, Did you know? Like I'm fucking talking about the teacher. me how my conversation made.

When I'm hanging out with my friends I be saying like the weirdest shit ever and it's like I'm not gonna talk about it, okay? I just gonna skip that. What?

Honestly it was crazy because one time I was at the mall right and I heard like this group of girls in like two guys three goals and they were like are we about to fuck this guys decor time

So my ex-girlfriend was trying to start up lies that I was like racist and transphobic and shit after he broke up. So, I told all of her friends that her pussy was like this colored and splotchy as shit that she looked like a burden victim down there.

When I was a kid, this lady that worked with my mom told me, I didn't deserve any more toys. And I looked at her and told her, you don't deserve any more weeds on your head. I was like five.

I feel like we've all been through that stage where we always get rude to oversized girls. So yeah, I think I've said a couple of bad things about that. But you know, I'm a change man now. Allah oufimaz