Hello there, I'm not going to take too long on this but do your best British accent. I think I'm pretty good at it. It really depends on the day if I want to put all the effort into it or not but I feel like right now it's kind of iffy but it's like 12 o'clock so it's midnight so I'm kind of like not in the mood to do it you feel me okay

Hi there yes I would love a piece of chocolate with a brownie and crumpets and tea oh tootles

Honestly I agree with you I put my effort in different days But I'm really tired right now so if it sounds bad

You want a biscuit mate? You want a cup of tea?

Oh dear, how was your day going today? Mine was a bit of a shithole, you know what I mean.

How do you doing this why are you British accent yes actually queens

Hi I don't know what to say but I'm really British so

like I got a couple of them like I'm stuffed up right now but let me try real quick Hello there, do you want a cup of water?

That's not how we sound but okay.

Okay, well now I should do an American vision. Get off of my lawn. You need to get off of my lawn because this is my house. Okay, my house. No, no, I don't care if you're-

I don't care if your name is on the tenancy agreement because I didn't agree to that. I did not agree to that. And I'm American and I support Trump. I support all of the white people.