Hello there, I'm not going to take too long on this but do your best British accent. I think I'm pretty good at it. It really depends on the day if I want to put all the effort into it or not but I feel like right now it's kind of iffy but it's like 12 o'clock so it's midnight so I'm kind of like not in the mood to do it you feel me okay

Could you get me some tea and biscuits please my tea has to be from a kettle not one of those microwave dishes, I need a biscuit and some

I think my British accent would be considered Australian, Australian, whatever the fuck it's called. Somebody told me it was not British. Someone said it wasn't British.

I feel like mine would depend on the day conflate with singing you know one day it's good one day it's not as good

Say, mate, do you want croppets and tie?

Hello love I have him

I feel like My British accent is kind of likes my singing for me like sometimes it's good sometimes it's not as good

Hi there mate. I hope you're having a jolly good day.

Hello Charlie is a little chilly

Are they there mate? Come fuck me in the corner.

Hello I am British and I like to stab people instead Ha ha