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I want to hear the worst pickup line you guys can like say yo
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Hey, uh, I saw you standing over there a few minutes ago, and I was thinking... Why, why is your vagina so fucking big?
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Like I was just wondering, like yikes, that vagina of yours. It's uh... It's real, it's real, it's huge.
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Like for a second there I was under the assumption that maybe it was some kind of prolapse, but I'm not so sure now. I'm thinking maybe you it's just that's what it looks like
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Like, could it be genetic? Could it- could it- that just be what vaginas look like? I don't know, I'd never seen one in person. But yikes. Anyway, do you want to have sex?
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Are you a school because I want to shoot some kids inside of you?
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Babe, if you don't give me some pussy right now, I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of you with his baseball bat.
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Y'all put some whipped cream on your pie.
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Damn shorty. Are you a burger because burgers are good pretty cool, right?
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Usually, usually I just do this.
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Is your name Mona Lisa because I kind of want your hand in marriage my lady
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You see bro I think to raise room but you'll be doing that in smash for real for real
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I also like you know take it to the movies but I don't think they allowed you to bring your own snacks
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Pick up one I got you or your flight of stairs cause I feel like a grandma cause I'm falling for you
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Are you a trashcan? Cause I'm really trying to throw you away. Yep.
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