I have this theory that everyone's personality can be described by just like naming a utensil or silverware you know so for example like I think I am either just like a really long spoon or a grapefruit spoon which has a serrated edge so like what utensil are you

Uh, a vibrator?

Kaposi Magnet

I am a knife because I like to go through my enemies and hurt them

I had this theory that everyone fell for work. Oh

I'm a fucking butcher knife turn off the fuck I am

Hey so I'm gonna choose a C sharp knife

Shit, I'm a spatula. I need to flip shit over. Put my cheese in it.

I think this is dumb as shit and it will never describe anyone ever.

Spork.