Promise I'll give it back.

No, I'm not giving you a toaster. You're just gonna ruin it with your ugly ass.

You know, that's not how I intended on ruining it. I was gonna drop it. Forbidden Bath Bomb, do you understand?

Yes you fucking idiot, but your nasty oils from your body and the water are gonna mix up and ruin the fucking toaster! DAH!

Well then, fuck and get me a toaster then!

Why the flip do I have to pay for your stupid toaster? It's not like I'm getting anything back.

Uh, you will. Uh, me dead. Which is what you must have wanted by posting this.

Look man, I'm really sorry. I just couldn't have the urges, you know like I Just I just had to post it because I wanted to know who was like a kitty patiti you know like are you a kitty patisserie or not like let me

I really love your accent by the way. I just want to say that.

We'll ask that we're talking about.

Don't shut the fuck up before I sign on you. Ugly. Ugh. Get out of me. Get out of me. Get out of me. Get out of me. Hehehehehe

why you sound like that? was your little ass cutie petunia shit Bitch, try again.

I don't know what you're talking about. Um, what the flip are you talking about dude?

I'm talking about like your fucking license shit like are you from a cartoon or some shit?

I love me a girl who can rhyme! He he he he he! Wink wink!

I don't remember pawning. What the flip are you talking about dude?

dog midway through

I literally don't know what you're talking about, dude.

Never mind, dog.

You're tripping, bro, cuz you're just tripping.

Hehehehehehehehehe

What the flip dude? When those onions de inis, you're probably like 30. Get out of here!

That wasn't nice. I need you to take that back. Oh my god, some people can be ugly too, you know?

What the flip man? You don't have to be so mean to me!