Your dog's a little cranky.

What's the breed? Is that a Chihuahua?

I will probably steal your dog so don't get upset when you wake up and you're dead or you can't wake up if you're dead but you know what I mean that's gonna be my dog tomorrow OK thank you

Deep down in the depths, the dog needs to be raided. All you have to do is find them.

Yo dawg, look like the piece of shit my dad let me know toilet this morning. realized

00 my god sorry that was my Chinese Ching Chong friend she just ate your dog she said before she cooked it it look like a 10 out of 10 and she said now that she cooked it and take a look at it and take a look at 10 of 10 cell

Are you sure that's the dog? Like do you need to get your eyes checked? Like we go go to the eye doctor today. Say, Luh!

You retard, that's a fucking chat. Anyway, I rate 11 out of 10.

The single dog some black ass cat only bitch

What the fuck is a dog? What? What's a dog?