Tell me a fucked up joke that would make many of us laugh

Bro one of my friends saw this disabled in the hallway who had who is looking to wheelchair and he yelled tomorrow like the character from South Park bro

What's the worst part of the vegetable? The wheelchair.

Man I got a fucked up joke man guess what bro

Why do black people no longer have dreams? because the last time a black person had one, he got assassinated.

This is not actually a joke if it is but tell me why did I see whipped cream moment in my mom's and dad's bed. You know I love wood, so I ate that thing. For real.

This is not gonna make none of you laugh but like mother Luther King had a dream but he never woke up I'm a kill myself tomorrow

So there's three gay guys in the hot tub in a bubble of cum goes up for the service and what are the gay guy says all right guys who farted

Dancing jump may be down, but wait

What's red, blue and black? a beaten baby.

Are you sure my friend in the world chair said you wouldn't be gangster he said he's bloody start doing gangster shit I said you come off more it's a crypt to me