Mom say something funny also just like say the most randomness thing with the first thing that comes to your freaking brain whatever that is just say it and freaking send it bro I just freaking do it

What does period blood taste like like there is a shower

When I'm smoking a cigarette, I like to ask people, hey, do you want to hit this? Or do you want to smoke first?

Chicken breast. Oh

The way your egg straighted you, hilarious!

So like a few days ago I was just bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa bwa Hello. you filming

My mom doesn't care about me.

I hate couples so much that I hope y'all fall over that swing

Suck my balls.

If he gets you out of his hair, Nuggerloy.

You look like Candice from Phineas and Ferb and your boyfriend looks like a pussy.