You sound like you're trying to eat a break in second grade Go plug a fucking fork into a toaster you fat fuck

Oh so basically I called my Mexican friend a winner as a Mexican myself that's very offensive but I'll fucking care of March 2023 get over it I caught her being her and I didn't mean to because she was talking I'll be tacos

I saw an emo person and I started saying I fell in love with an A-mar and she looked at me and she looked like she was going to kill me and so I ran. well, soap

When I told a police officer they were too old to be in uni like I don't even know how it happened I just slipped out I was getting a breathalyser I was nervous like I was on my peas late I just didn't happen too fast

So, yeah, yesterday, me and my sister was pretending like we were going to Bad Girls Club, arguing and stuff, how they doing the show. And I was like, something slipped out. And this is what I said. That's why your Granny on Life support.

Simple arguments with my mom and my sister. I mean something one way and they take it the other and then we start a cat fight. all the time.

I'm talking back. I'm here to fuck your wife.

Okay, so last year there was a kid and he told me that his mama died and he was adopted. So this year, you know, he was at my table and I was like, you're adopted? Are you gay? Your mom died.

So there was this girl I liked and I was very shy so I asked her out for the first time And I was getting that snap and my friend came out of nowhere and said, bro, is this your girl? And I said, oh hell no and I freaked out and then yeah Yeah. I didn't mean to say that though.

But yeah, so we all afterwards we just started laughing and I felt bad though because she didn't say anything when he said that I was only one said something I just said oh hell no cuz I freaked out because he came out of nowhere you made that shit awkward as fuck.