So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

Yeah, sometimes when I'm taking a dookie, one of them come up out the water and lick my booty.

Yes.

Bro yes there's literally that picture that dogs like more than once it was their dog

What the fuck, Conor, toilet you sin?

Yes, this should be happening to me. I think I'm like hallucinating or something But like it's always the Chihuahua's like they become natural. I just want you to... Like, I don't even know, bro.

Hot dog hot diggin' dog We're takin' off, we're dancin' out Hot dog leapfrog and holy cow Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog

No way bro, the time I see you two I honestly thought it was just me. Like, I'm just so happy I can finally find someone to relate to. because I've been dealing with this non-stop and it just got to stop.

My dog never does that if your dog doesn't take it back to the fucking van because I need a dog that's a skin walker

No but my fish came swimming back up the toilet I have a fishing boat down

Hahaha! What are you talking about?