This is an important question. What makes women not cheat? Let me hear your answer.

When they're not sluts, and they don't have daddy issues, that's what makes a woman not cheat.

Alright, heads up. To get a woman not to cheat on you, you have to eat that ass. I mean, like, like no other, you know what I mean? And you gotta keep shit new. You gotta keep shit new, like, eat that ass on a hike, eat that ass while in the swimming pool or at the jacuzzi, eat that ass while you're in line at a, like, all-you-can-eat buffet, eat that ass at the movie theater. You know what I'm saying? Keep it real. Eat that ass, though.

Her being a good goddamn woman, what else you need? Shit, Katie did somebody the not cheat, get the hell up out of here, that bullshit, come on now, the hell going on?

Be their sugar daddy.

I've got the answer to this. Uh, you have to be really, really handsome and beat the hell out of her. Because anytime I've ever been nice to a woman, I've been cheated on.

I don't know about that. Women love drama. I mean, usually they stay with a guy who treats them like shit because they're digmatized because they love the drama. But also, cheating would cause drama as well. So, I don't know.

There is no hope for humanity in this common section.