Habibi, come to Dubai.

It's so funny how we still haven't paid them back after the Boston Tea Party incident and they're just, like, stuck with, like, over a million dollars and they will never probably get it unless, like, there's a huge war. Hopefully there isn't because I'm allowed to get drafted.

Of course it is the UK. The UK is so much better. Yes we have our own faults but it is not as bad as America's. Are we just going to be tossing aside the over 200 mass shootings every year? Are we going to be tossing aside for the fact that elementary school children don't do fire drills they do mass shooting drills? Are we just going to be tossing aside the fact if I break my leg I'm going to have to sell my house? Please.

IT'S THESE NUTS!

Canadians definitely are better, respectfully.