Yeah, I almost fell out of the fucking tree because I forgot how to climb.

Um, yeah, yeah, just thinking of a few right now. Technically every waking moment is a near-death experience because you never know when you're gonna die.

Yeah, shorty almost sucked my soul out.

So many that my balls dropped to the floor. Yeah, that makes way too much sense.

Yes, I died. Twice in my life. The End.

Me and my friend and mine was driving around and doing deliveries and next thing you know he was going, didn't pay attention and we almost got sideswiped by a semi-truck. The semi-truck came inches from hitting us. We made it but oh it came, you think I pissed my pants, I think the driver of that semi-truck SHIT HIS PANTS!