If you had a million dollars, what would be the first thing you buy?

Uh, car.

I bought one of those like thrusting vibrating engine powered fucking turbo jet fucking flappy silicone shake shake shake thrust restaurants fuck fuck like just one

I would buy those fucking cotton pickers to pick my client.

The first thing I would buy would probably be me paying off all my debt my student loan so my paint it off yeah

Oh my God I know you you're the dude that was gonna send the cops to my friends house because he fuck dogs

Uh, definitely gonna be meth on that one, you know. Yeah.