How did men ever go to war if they can't even kill a spider?

The real question is, why are there so many spiders in my eyes, you guys?

Me personally, I wouldn't know because I take pictures of dangerous animals like crocodiles, snakes, scorpions, spiders, you name it. I took pictures of anything that can hurt you or hurt me.

While y'all are out killin' spiders and doin' everything else, I'm over here fkin' honing a spider. His name is Curtis. He's a tarantula. He'll fling hairs. Very nice spider. He'll give you the desk there. Very funny.

So gangsta.