One time I was biking with my friends and I had to use the bathroom. There was nowhere near so I shit my pants and had to throw away the underwear in the woods without them knowing. I had to go the rest of the day without any underwear on.

Y'all, I sat down on my friend's face, and I was trying to give her a pecan because I wanted to fart on her face, and it shorts on, and a little something else came out and it started squishing all over her face.

Beast mode achieved.