My first kiss was with my auntie.

My first kiss was with my aunt. She wanted me to practice with her so I didn't look stupid with the girlies.

My first kiss was with my auntie. She wanted me to practice with her so I didn't feel stupid with the girlies. It was a French kiss too.

Oh, somebody alone needs to find this girl a man, because I had my first kiss at nine and I'm not proud of it.

You are so lonely, you have nobody, that is just sad, please, tell me more about that story.