because most of the people here like they genuinely are saying like really fake stories i have this one from when i was in like seventh grade i was sitting in a math class and it was in the middle of a test and i had to get up to go to the bathroom and i thought i just had to pee because like and i must have ate something bad had i think i was told that like food poisoning later that day but like i got up and i was like oh crap i have to shit and i look at my teacher and my teacher's like no sit back down you're doing the test right now you can't go and i'm like all right fine so i'm just sitting there and i'm like i have to fart so i lift up

Nah, where is the poop? You just run out the class and leave it there? WHAT

Girl, you got a sweat dart or something? Sounds like you thought it was really fucking dry. Do you want me to get you some, like, cough medicine or something?

What an interesting fact! Oh my god, what an interesting fact. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yes. Mm-hmm

I mean that's on you. I mean I'm in North Carolina and we just dig a hole and take a shit in it like.

I'm going to be so honest with you. I could not even care less. Like I care so little, I couldn't care less. I really couldn't care less. I don't care y'all. Why did you tell me this? Do you think I want to know?