Watch him start doing quads and shit.

What in the? It's a fucking dinosaur right there, bro. That's not a human being.

I tried to do the Jurassic Park theme tune, I don't know if it was any good.

Fast believe if that bitch ever came near me, I would fucking run. I would run, you know? I would be looking back. I will be jumping out of windows, doing 30 miles. I don't know what I'm talking about anymore.

See, this is why I'm never gonna move to America.

See, I went to school with kids like this, and it wasn't just one, it was like, a lot. And it's a hell of something when you have the anomaly in the room and instead it's like at least 25 of you fools in here are like this. So certain stuff I just don't find funny, because... Or in this case, hella funny, because the teacher didn't even know what to do.