My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

Honestly, I think you deserved it, Donatiu, but that's just my opinion.

Oh, like that's preppy, I guess, you know, like, you know.

He want you.

Professional yapper. Professional yapper 101. The yapping then, like I didn't even play a full video all the way and I just started yapping. The yapper do. The yabba dabba. The yapster. The yapping McGee.