My teacher threw a stapler at me on Valentine's Day. So my friend's dad teaches history at our school and I'm in his class. The kid in front of me was one of the guys. During class he yelled, Your daughter and me did some crazy shit in your car. My friend's dad got beet red and threw the shit off his desk. He screamed, What did you say, you little shit? And threw his stapler at the guy in front of me, but he ducked. And it hit me square in the face. So I ended up in the nurse's office and needed two stitches.

Love you, then I am just kidding that's so brutal

Why would he even throw a stapler in the first place? like What is he trying to get fired? like he's sent to jail or something cuz Nah, but excuse my voice cuz a lot of shit's been happening

Yeah, Doc, that's tough. Well, um, you should get your money up, not your funny up.