Did you know that Colonel Sanders, the iconic face of KFC, wasn't actually a military colonel? His title was honorary, bestowed upon him by the state of Kentucky in recognition of his contributions to the state's cuisine. Born in 1890, Harlan David Sanders faced numerous challenges throughout his life, from losing his father at a young age to working various jobs before finding his true calling. It wasn't until he was 40 that he began cooking for hungry travelers at his service station in Corbin, Kentucky. His secret blend of 11 herbs and spices, combined with his unique cooking method, quickly gained popularity. By 65, he franchised his recipe to other restaurant owners. Today, KFC is a global brand and Colonel Sanders' legacy lives on in every bucket of chicken. Stay sharp with TL.

Like literally who actually asked I don't remember asking anyone remember asking this question

After all that, I still don't give a shit.

Bleh.

I jack off to this man because like he's so fucking fine Like I'd put that KFC dick in me from him Like they fried his dick and put it in me and I'd eat it from the inside

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Damn, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? One piece is trash still.