She ain't too pretty in the face, but I would suck the titties.

I've got a better curtain pole than that, you know what I'm saying?

Better put them glasses back on.

YOU MEAN PHOEBUS? FUCK YOU

She's one of those, um, um, animal things that look like sticks. I don't- I don't know what their name is, but she looks exactly like one. No joke, no joke. Like, look at her, and then find a picture of those stick animals that look- that look like sticks.

I really fucking hate to say it, but she's more flat than me and that's saying a lot