And the sims come out to play

Wow!

You can't keep getting away with this. That is exactly what I say when I see this man on my field page. Like, he is stealing every female on the planet. Like, this is completely and utterly selfish and jealous of him. We're not jealous or selfish of him. Um, because, like, I want to get married one day. I want to have children. I want to spread my lineage. Um, I want to have a happy life with a happy wife. But it's impossible when you got a man like this competing against me.

Bro, daddy, the fu-