Bacon or sausage

I like my bacon the way I like my men greased up with a fairly thick layer of crunch

This is so hard to choose um i really like both of them but like i might be beware for this if you put maple syrup on both of those things

Bacon

bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon

Bacon or sausage turkey bacon

I don't care.

Oh I'll probably say on the sausage because you know I like your sausage

I'm not with the bacon I like the little crunch

Message on a breakfast sandwich

Again! That's it.