Oh, hey baby girl. Oh, what you doing?

I feel like I can smile at kids shit through the screen and it's aching me.

How's that Sam? Just gonna go shock a cat. Do you wanna join? Yeah, I've got super serious hair.

I've got Mao Wang out. I've got the fan on, so Mao Wang is flinging in this wind. Do you wanna watch it? I can send you a big picture. I'll have it framed for you. Ah, I'm wanking it! Ow!

are you you too because i want you to be mine

Are you a soccer jersey? Cause I need your name and number.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.