Um, how do I capture some of these pigeons, ravens, whatever it is that's flying around. How do I catch one and have you train it for me because Granny needs some money. I'm starving and I need to be fed. I like to eat. Can we catch one of these? Ooh. I'll go outside right now.
Yo, where can I get one of them birds, man? That's... talk about a side hustle. That's fucking crazy. You train a pigeon to go steal money and bring it back to a drawer? That drawer is packed, bruh.
Exactly! Oh my gosh, I love when one of these birds land on my window, so... You're mine, bird. You're mine. I'm putting in these hours to train a freaking bird.
Mr. Beck, let me find out you part of the Bird Gang. How did we get jumped in? Did he just drop a 20 in the drawer? That is definitely a Bushwick pigeon right there. Well, that's a crow, right? He's from Bushwick. Them seagulls definitely will pick your pocket over here in Bed-Stuy. For real.
Is that a pigeon? Oh, hell no. That look like a god damn bird. Just a regular bird or a crow. About time they did something better than overcrowding in New York streets. But yeah, shout out to that. I need one like that. Go find me some money. Go get daddy some money. I already got my sandwich. Let's go.
You instruct no one else with this daddy business. Okay. All right. So yes, we can get this bird trained, but Go get daddy's some money. Listen, listen here. Hmm I'm the only one who calls you daddy. Later
Guys, it can't be a pigeon, it needs to be a crow. You give the crow food regularly, it will bring you back stuff that humans like, and because it knows you like money, it will bring back better stuff every time, so the better food you give the crow, the more money, or the better of an object, it could bring back, so like a diamond ring, if it finds it on the floor, or on a table, that thing is going to have it, and it will just take it.