I want to hear your most bombastic side I criminal or offensive side ice type story

I am my dad broke into my house when we were not home and then continue to live in our attic secretly for you Crazy

One day, um, we had a Peter Wenger class and my best friend thought he was like, jerking off or scratching his leg. So then she's like, you know what Angel, I'm gonna come sit next to you and share your pen.

I won girls I'm at school she be right about her social life what is she Well I am kind of fell on the stairs but I got up actually I'm fine so you know nanny I ask but I'm telling on you know

My friend was talking everybody was so interested but like when I started talking my friend was like who asked who cares and like I just wanted him dead, but I gave him like the hardest side I ever

One time my 14-year-old friend and this was a few years back dated 818 on dude and she's like it's not even that bothering it's not that long and I said

Okay, so I was walking down the hallway with two of my friends and then she used to be my friend two years ago. She comes up and she's like, I know you're friends with blah blah blah but she looks so bald today and I was like why the fuck would you tell me that?

I stole a bag of cereal. I put it inside my jacket and I just told the shopkeeper I was fat Meanwhile I am fat, we like are you not how much but I'm fat.

Yes once I miss some grade someone lost their phone and so they tried calling it and it was ringing under some girls butt

I don't have like I do have one but I guess lol so how much that boom stick cite a criminal offensive said hi

Kid in my English class who picks his nose and eats it and you're talking now and doesn't even try to hide the fact that he does it but he'll double fist that shit if he has to dude is knuckle deep in his fucking nostril